Definitely NSFW. 
look at dat acting
JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST
UGH I—-
CHRIST
let’s talk about things that aren’t okay
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SKIP HIM LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT IT.
(via princepeixes)
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(via dannibri)
so i have this theory
dadbert gets pissed off enough to strife with bro whos been being a shit lately
bro totally fucking loses
how does this have almost 9000 notes guys
for real
You are not their LEADER, you are their FRIEND.
There is a BIG DIFFERENCE!
(via demented-sheep)
better relationship
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
This makes me so mad I can’t even. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just….what the fuck.Well it is mostly true. Can’t say I trust the statistics… but…
I fucking hate this in every way that it’s possible to hate something. It’s just horrible and terrible and wrong. These people clearly don’t know what abstinence means or how it works and I just really hate that this exists at all. Fuck everything about this.
“This perk, like many on this list, applies mostly to the ladies.”
Go fuck yourself. In the ass. With a cactus. You sexist fucking prick.
Abstinence is a choice and it is no better or worse than any other sexual choice. And it is definitely not a better choice just because you’re a lady. Fuck you for even mentioning that. Even if you don’t save yourself for marriage, that doesn’t automatically mean your going to hop into bed with your significant other before you’re ready. This is so, so very wrong.
I hate this like Satan hates humans.
What the fuck. Have they not seen the film Teeth?
“Jealousy Issues that may not have mattered before”
SO basically sex will bring you closer to your other.
Yep. Makes total sense. Better lock up the ol’ babyshitter.
“A partner getting bored with the relationship after having sex”
If someone gets bored with a relationship after having sex, that just means the relationship was already bad or that person was only in the relationship for the sex. All sex did was point out that your partner wasn’t worth your time in the first place.
“One partner getting more attached than the other”
This can happen with literally any relationship ever, even abstinent ones.
Regarding the whole “you don’t have to spend money on birth control” bit:
You don’t have to spend money on condoms, anyway! There are places that give away condoms for free!
Even abstinent people with uteruses sometimes have to take “birth control pills” to regulate hormonal issues, so that point is completely nullified.
“If you’ve chosen not to abstain, it’s important that you visit a doctor for regular cervical cancer screenings.”
Even if you’ve chosen to abstain, it’s important to get regular cervical cancer screenings! Not having sex doesn’t mean you can’t get cervical cancer!
“Young ladies who have not become sexually active can put off their first [pap smear] until age 21.”
Bullshit! NOT HAVING SEX DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T GET CERVICAL CANCER
NOT HAVING SEX DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T GET CERVICAL CANCER
NOT HAVING SEX DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T GET CERVICAL CANCER
DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ENOUGH YET?
“More time to focus on getting to know each other prior to having sex”
“More developed communication and mutual respect”
You should be doing this before having sex with a new person anyway, even if you are sexually active.
See, look at this. She’s fine. Fine and huge and hungry as ever.
Spidermom | Photography ● Katsucon 19
this is honestly one of the best cosplays ever
(via hehthar)